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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Prospect Researcher's Serenity Prayer

God grant me Serenity to accept the limited information available, 
Courage to always be open to trying new tools, and 
Wisdom to know what information should be confidential.
Completing one profile at a time, analyzing one affinity and capacity at a time; accepting challenges as a pathway to growth; taking as others did this imperfect industry as it is, not as I would have it; trusting that Each of us will make things right if we have faith; so that I may be reasonably happy in this life and at peace within myself.
Amen.


Draft of my version of the prospect Reseaarch Serenity Prayer, please comment and edit.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Friday Fun

While trolling around the web, I ran across a little gem of a toy called the Random Shakespeare Insults Generator. Take a look:


Using Shakespeare's own words, it combines them into short, humorous and ultimately confusing insults that do not include curse words or swearing. So the next time you need to insult a person at a cocktail party, you can unlock your Shakespearean wordhord and make them cringe in fear, or laugh (or both).

Here are a few of the gems that I got:
  • Thou soulless hag-born vassal!
  • Thou mewling shag-haired execrable-wretch!
  • Thou perfidious sheep-biting harpy!
Now get thee to the site and brush up on your Shakespeare!