Friday Fun

While trolling around the web, I ran across a little gem of a toy called the Random Shakespeare Insults Generator. Take a look:



Using Shakespeare's own words, it combines them into short, humorous and ultimately confusing insults that do not include curse words or swearing. So the next time you need to insult a person at a cocktail party, you can unlock your Shakespearean wordhord and make them cringe in fear, or laugh (or both).

Here are a few of the gems that I got:

• Thou soulless hag-born vassal!
• Thou mewling shag-haired execrable-wretch!
• Thou perfidious sheep-biting harpy!

Now get thee to the site and brush up on your Shakespeare!